Jokes

[attagirl]

Everyone gets to come in and tell a joke, so that we all have enjoyment. I would start but I have been out of it for so long. I would not a good joke from a bad joke. So please help out here.

[grover]

>A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked
>to
> >>go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
> >>
> >>We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to
>get
> >>that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough
>clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box. We're
> >>leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick
>them
> >>up"
> >>
> >>"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
> >>
> >>The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife
>she
> >>is, did exactly what her husband asked.
> >>
> >>The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise
> >>looking good.
> >>
> >>The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
> >>
> >>He said, "Yes! Lots of salmon, some bluegill, and a few
>swordfish.
> >>But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you
> >>?"
> >>
> >>You'll love the answer... Scroll down.
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> >>The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."